Chatting with Hairy Butt Boy (HBB) can be quite entertaining sometimes. I think he is still trying to ask me out, but he will never succeed. He's too passive. But the more I chat with him, the more I know he's not for me *L* He doesn't get me, and he's a lot more conservative than I am.

Sometimes I wonder if this guy is for real? Or if he is just playing with me?

Conversation #1

Rosie: do you ever want a place of your own?
HBB: yes
HBB: of course
HBB: why?
HBB: why do you ask?
Rosie: just curious since you live with your mom and sister
HBB: that's ok right?
Rosie: for asians, yes *L*
HBB: HAHA!!!!!!!!!
Rosie: Do you ever bring girls home??
HBB: bring girls home? what do you mean?
HBB: to pick me up to go somewhere?
HBB: yea.. why not?
Rosie: no, to stay over!
HBB: why would they want to stay over? they have their own place
Rosie: to stay with you!
Rosie: to get it on! Woo!
HBB: huh?
Rosie: Never mind *L*
HBB: you mean to have dinner?
Rosie: never mind

Conversation #2

HBB: my eyes are itchy now
HBB: i gotta learn to stop scratching them
Rosie: scratching your eyes would hurt
Rosie: scratch your bum i nstead
HBB: why would scratching my bum help my eyes?
Rosie: It just would
HBB: oh
HBB: no
HBB: i don't think so
Rosie: yes!
Rosie: I think so
HBB: do you sometimes do that?
Rosie: all the time
HBB: oh
HBB: it's kinda weird?
Rosie: bum scratching is weird?
HBB: i think so
Rosie: why is bum scratching weird?
HBB: people will think it's weird
HBB: what happens if I scratched my bum in front of you?
Rosie: scratching is very natural
HBB: would you think that's funny?
Rosie: do you care that much what people think?
Rosie: If you did that in front of me, I'd think you had an itchy bum
HBB: See?
HBB: why would scratching my bum help me from my itchy eyes?
Rosie: to keep your mind off your itchy eyes
HBB: oh

Conversation #3

HBB: it was soooooo crowded in the skytrain today
HBB: i felt like a sardine
Rosie: did you cop a feel?
HBB: no.. there were no cops
HBB: the cops were probably hiding though

Conversation #4

HBB: so any plans for tonight?
Rosie: yes
Rosie: of course!
HBB: what will you be doing?
HBB: hot date? [He's always asking if it's a date every time I tell him I am doing something. Ugh!]
HBB: ;)
Rosie: yes 8-)
HBB: with a white guy who is not wimpy? [I had told him I thought Asian guys were too wimpy, as a joke.]
Rosie: no actually
Rosie: he's a mix
HBB: a mix?
HBB: a CBC? [Canadian Born Chinese]
Rosie: a mix
HBB: a mix?
HBB: what is it?
Rosie: he is a mix of races
HBB: oh wow
Rosie: HBB, have you lived a sheltered life?? *L*
HBB: Sheltered?
HBB: what do you mean sheltered?
Rosie: nothing!
HBB: you mean like live like a hermit?