Just because I haven't had much time to surf the Web lately, everyone else is still doing it! What have I learned from what people are searching for?

Some people are lost.
rosietulips <-- Hey, that's me!
jennjr <-- Where the hell is she? I am curious, too.
darren <-- Who? I dated a Darren once. He was really cute, but alas, the sparks weren't there.

Some people are looking for others.
richmond bc asian ladies <-- I don't know if there are any ladies here.
asian swingers richmond bc <-- But maybe there are swingers?

People still want to know about tulips.
naked tulips <-- Tulips are always naked!!!!!
tulips)body parts <-- There's the pistil)...um...stem)? It's time to go back to a biology class...

People are worried about their skin.
solitone question <-- This is my solitone answer.
soli-tone treatment <-- I don't recommend it, honestly. The effects are temporary.
protein shake skin color change <-- If your protein powder isn't made from carrots, I think you'll be safe.

People know I am here for them.
dating questions <-- Go ahead, ask me anything about dating! I've done so much of it that I should have some answers.
stagette tasks <-- Here's a freebie: Get the bride-to-be to get 3 (unused) condoms from 3 different people by the end of the evening.
sagittarius-capricorn cusp <--We're a complex bunch. We are have qualities of both signs!

People want to go shopping! YEEEEAH!
womynsware <-- Womyn's Ware is one of the best sex toys and accessories shop EVER!
pastie tassles <-- You can find those at Womyn's Ware, too.

People are optimistic. (I like that!)
free episodes of grey's anatomy <--You mean legally? Yeah, right! But hook me up, if you find any. LOVE that show!
i am positive <-- Good!!

People are obsessed with body parts.
rosario dawson bra size <-- That must be all she has going for her, considering her acting "abilities."
hips and thongs maria <-- I am envisioning a muffin top here.
one clogged nostril <-- I hate when that happens! I guess it's better than having two clogged nostrils. Try Neo Citran.

People are bitter.
aldo shoes suck <-- I have to agree with you there. I tripped on some stairs and both the heels of my Aldo shoes fell off. I have not bought shoes from them since. It's been almost 10 years.
uh, wow. so many stories are running through my head right now. i dated this girl for a while, and she was really a nas <-- I hope you weren't about to say "nasty"! Just move on.

People are horny.
underskirts porno <-- Underskirts are for grannies, you granny lover.

People want to have anal sex but are too afraid.
using orajel for anal sex? <-- Are you still thinking about it?
orajel anal sex <-- I  still don't recommend it. Who wants to be numb? Just  take it like a man! Or woman, whoever you are.