No work tomorrow, so I'm doing the Friday Find-me now!! Yes, this is a conscious effort.

(I also realised that my back has gotten stronger. I'm thrilled! I can tell by my posture when I walk, and when I wake up, I'm not all sore :))

This week's Internet search results...

Of course, there are the usual:

rosietulips
I hope I've been bookmarked.

naked tulips
tulips naked
*sigh*

orajel anal use
Look, it will just numb your bunghole. Is that what you want? A numb bunghole??

big calves asian girl
asian big calves legs
Now you're making me think of elephant legs.

no hips
jeans won't stay up
i have no hips
Wear a belt, for goodness' sake!

rosario dawson measurements
rosario dawson oops
rosario dawson sweaty
Rosario Dawson fans are no longer allowed at this blog, thank you very much.

I guess there are other celebrities gaining popularity...
elastigirl's booty
elastigirl's big booty
elastigirl nude
She's a cartoon mother. I just can't think about her naked.

tara ried nipple slip
zzz..old news.

The human body will always be a wonder...
gunt <--I don't ever want to date a guy with a gunt.
calves <--oh wait. Did you mean baby cows?
one clogged nostril <--Pick it.
why are boogers salty <-- I don't know. So people stop eating them?

At least there are some people looking for normal things...
unkers penetrating rub <-- Judy says it's great for migraines and stuff.
kurl*mi round brush with hot air <-- Hot air is more important than the brush. But I don't mind it.
garburator <-- You throw unwanted food in there. I don't recommend chucking mango pits.
few and several <-- A few is three. Several is more than three.
fried perogies <-- Gross. Unless you pan fried with bacon bits and sour cream. Then, yum.
campari tomato <-- Delicious when cut and eaten with bocconcini cheese, basil, and olive oil.
miss vancouver chinatown reunion <-- It was this past weekend. They created a really bad Web site for it, but I forget where it is.
spa stagette vancouver bc <-- What a great idea! I love spa action!
regular orajel okay for babies? <-- Not sure. Check with your pediatrician!

Trying to win me over or something?
what is the shortest skirt you wear <-- So short that I cannot bend over.
speedos briefs flickr <-- Someone knows the way to my heart!
how to ask a girl to prom using hershey kisses <-- I don't do proms. I'm almost 30! But the almond ones are the best. But I like that sort of creativity.

These, I just don't get...
silicone gloves fetish
orajel ejaculate safe <-- If you're ejaculating orajel, I think you have a problem.
lancome hypnose, increase libido <-- Mascara doesn't have that effect on me.
brazillion wax <-- One meeellleeeeon dollars!
if he's losing interest <-- Oh, you'll know. He won't call, see you, or pay any attention to you.