It's been weeks, but the Friday Find-Me is back! People are still stumbling across my blog when they do Internet searches. Here's a bunch!

i met this guy and we really liked each other but he is moving away in a week and he just stopped
Stopped?? Stopped what?? Don't just stop there!

calling out
Repeat after me: Oh Rosie! Oh Rosie!

why are you so dressed up office
You know what they say -- dress for the position you *want* and not the one you have.

tblog movie
Who's going to play me?

i am tense
Get a massage.

mattresses for sore backs
Stay away from futons and those foam mattresses.

lack of stimulation in the breast during foreplay
You could ask for more. Or play with your own.

why can't i make make my boyfriend ejaculate during fellatio
You're probably not very good. Or maybe he has mental issues and doesn't really want his cock in your mouth.

don't get married men
Me either. They should stay focussed on their wives.

dating meeting his friends
It's a big step! If you've been "dating," and haven't met his friends, you're not really dating.

living near a park and noise
Don't tell me you're complaining. What do you expect if you choose to live near a park?!

insurance coverage rear ended collision other's fault
I hope you're compensated. Insurance agencies are a total bitch and are out to rape you. Get a lawyer, too.

my car wouldn't start blog
Does it go something like this? Day #1: My car wouldn't start. Day #2: My car didn't start today. Day #3: I tried starting the car today, but it wouldn't.

cafe nerd cambridge, england
I thought it was Cafe Nerd, too. But it's Cafe Nero. Damn font!

hair thick waist length
Thick waist? Or thick hair?

i think ppl
I think people who spell "people" like "ppl" should be shot.

magazines read in bathroom
It's usually Oxygen magazine for me. Or Marie Claire.

prefer circumcized cut
I don't!

guys wear baggy
...pants and shirts. What else?

going out to dinner alone with a coworker
Is he or she married? Don't do it.

being stalker ex
I'm sure my ex could give you some lessons, but why the hell would you want to be a stalker? Move on!

out in public with a skirt so short you could see my bum
I hope you were wearing underwear. Or tights. Tights are all the rage for you trendy folk.

major split ends scared of hairdressers
Don't be scared. You know those split ends have to go. Don't you want healthy hair?