This week was kind of quiet for Internet searches. People keeping looking for "rosietulips" from the same place. They're taking up keyword space! BWAHAHAA hmm.

So here are the limited searches people have done and stumbled across my blog (maybe I need to write about more exciting stuff?!):

haven't flossed in a long time
That's gross. Just imagine all the stuff that is growing between your teeth and gums. It's all eating away at you...decaying everything in sight! Start flossing now, and do it daily!!

annette o'tool nude locker room
I saw her once at a movie theatre. She is getting on in the years! I'm getting a visual of her nude in a locker room...okay, next...

bruises that get worse
Sometimes they look worse right after you get them. But how do bruises get worse? Stop banging the same spots!

fried perogies
I like to pan fry mine...add some onions. And then eat them with real bacon bits and sour cream!!!

tell someone you don't want to date them anymore
Okay, I will do that. The best way to do it is to say, "I don't want to date you anymore."