1. Disc 1 of the Carmen Electra Aerobic Striptease workout was lame. Was the DVD made for men or women? She's describing how to do something, but the camera is on her friggin' face! Mind you, she is gorgeous, but that's not why I bought her DVDs. Disc 1 was definitely not much of a workout.

2. My co-worker needs to give me some space. At least she is not dropping by every day to chat for like half an hour. But every time, she's talking about "our" Vegas trip. I didn't really want to commit to it since I have better ways to spend my money right now, but I hate being a flake. And she also badmouths flakes! And when she comes to my cube, she is always looking at what I'm doing. If there is an MSN conversation open, she reads it! Hello??

And when she was talking about what she's like about making new friends, I was appalled because it's completely opposite of me. She described herself as ADD. She enjoys getting to know people, but when she feels she knows them, she tosses them aside! Friends aren't supposed to do that! 

She is also very ... pushy about her opinions. First, she tells me I'm too picky about guys I date. And then I tell her about The Eater. First she says, "sounds like things are going really well!" (Nice and supportive, yes! Thank you!) Then I tell her more about him, and she's like "he's not the guy for you. Keep dating him and meet someone else." *eyes roll*

I think she should be a swinger. It's obvious she loves her husband, but she is always jokingly complaining about being married. She likes the stability and having someone to go home to, but she misses meeting new people. And she is constantly talking about her next marriage how she will marry for money. 

3. My relatives are arriving from Hong Kong on Friday. I am excited! It's going to be another eating frenzy. I'm not excited about the numbers on the scale that will inevitabley change!

4. My dad has disappeared again. You know, I don't even care if he doesn't want to put forth the effort to have a relationship with me, but at least tell someone if you're going out of town. It just makes people's lives easier. One of my aunts has been trying to get a hold of him for months now, and she asked me if I was allowed to give her my dad's landline number. He's done his best to alienate himself from everyone in his family. That's fine. I am tired of dealing with the aftermath. So are his sisters.  What I am not willing to accept is all the loose ends I will have to tie when something happens to him.

I hate to sound so cold, but I really never bonded with my father even as a child. His mental imbalance has made things pretty much impossible now. He's either alienating himself or telling everyone how they've wronged him. And he is constantly focussed on his own death.

Right now, I'd like to know if he is out of town or dead so I can deal with whatever I need to.

5. My right shoulder is peeling like crazy. Gross. At least my tan is fading. I just don't want the lines.