I saw T a couple of days ago (it's going to be a boy!). One of their family friends gave her a big bag of baby stuff. In there was a package of diapers, but there was no English on the packaging.

I looked at it, and said, "it's Vietnamese."

Then her cousin looks at it. "It's either Vietnamese or Chinese."

I clenched and said, "it's *not* Chinese." 

And she said, "well, it's not English. It must be American."

... uh. Yeah.