Here's a post for you before I leave! I'll be back in a couple of weeks!

People are weird. People have issues. No wonder they stumble across my blog when Googling for stuff.  What is on people's minds?

plastic sauna suit
For that extra heat...

older women kissing style
Is it gummier with no teeth?

how to get over a crush
No contact at all helps. Doing things to keep your mind off your crush helps, too.

skimpy beefy cheeks
Skimpy beefy sounds like an oxymoron to me.

tries to make me jealous
Lame! Is it working?

he still wants to talk to me
Bastard! What's his problem?

concert blowing his nose
Did he hork for his encore?

padded training bras
The point isn't to train yourself to look busty! Or is it? I never wore a training bra.

stalker ex bf ottawa
There must be stalker ex bfs all across Canada.

started wearing one bra
Congratulations! I only wear one bra at a time.

boyfriend takes a girlfriend out for a curry he needs to take a dump
Well, when you gotta go, you gotta go.