I've made some sort of contact with all the high school boyfriends I've ever had this year. I guess yesterday was the last of the bunch!!

I was food shopping yesterday (the store that I used to like so much now licks. All they have is fruit and starchy vegetables. What they hey?), and out of the corner of my eye, I saw someone looking at me. Then I realised it was my very first boyfriend. His style has totally gone Taiwanese. What the heck happened? He had the big frizzy hair. And I thought he was taller? I think he was food shopping with his fiancee.

Anyway, we went out for a month in the summer when I was 15. We never even kissed, and I dumped him over the phone. He hated me after that. He was mean to me for the rest of high school, and avoided even making eye contact with me in university. The only thing I have to thank him for is introducing me to computers. The fall following the breakup, I got a 386!