There are some things I don't usually blog about, but I probably would if nobody read my blog. If you're not ready for too much information, you should probably skip this one!

An ex...I guess you could him that although we were never official...has finally revealed who his girlfriend is on Facebook. I think there is a photo of her in one of his albums. The album is "People" and there's only her in it. When I saw it, I thought "she looks so nice. I wonder if that's <insert gf's name>." (I only think she looks like a nice person because she is charmingly smiling into the camera...minimal makeup and reminds me of my old nice coworker.). Too bad her profile isn't public.

Anyway, when this ex of mine (the tall J Man if you recall from my 2004-2005 blogging days) and started talking again after a period of no contact, he was telling me about this girl he had been seeing. (oh, some history...this guy and I dated for almost a year. I really liked him, but we never had "the talk", and while I was dating him, I dated others, too. Then he failed my Valentine's Day test, and instead of telling him I didn't want to see him anymore, I told him that I couldn't sleep with him anymore. I told him this the day after Valentine's Day as I was leaving his place.) This girl...he broke up with her because he wasn't physically attracted to her anymore!

He did change his mind, obviously, because they are still together. But when I look at her small profile picture, all I can think is...she's not overweight?! But I wonder more is how the sex is for her...BWAHAHAA I often referred to him as Johnny TwoPumps, and no, Johnny is not his name. My pleasure was never part of the equation, but I must thank him for my Pocket Rocket. That toy still beats all my other ones, HANDS DOWN!