I have one on my knuckle. I'd really like to give a knuckle sandwich to the spider who did this to me!!!!! The bite isn't itchy or anything, but its presence is just annoying.

While I was getting some water from the kitchen, I was thinking about lawsuits that people try to get involved in when they scald themselves. You know...sue McDonald's if you burn yourself with hot coffee because there was no warning on the cups.

Well, what if you're with a guy for the first time and he jizzes in your eye? There is no warning...and that stuff can sting! Why don't people sue for that kind of stuff?